Decoding Personal Ads!!!!!!!!!!!?

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN%26#039;S PERSONAL ADS:


40-ish...................................


Adventurous.......................Slep... with everyone.


Athletic................................. breasts.


Average looking.............Mooooooo.


Beautiful................................ liar.


Emotionally Secure...............On medication.


Feminist.................................


Free spirit.......Junkie.


Friendship first......................Former sl*t.


New-Age............................Bod... hair in the wrong places.


Old-fashioned.....No BJs.


Open-minded.......................Desp...


Outgoing............................Lo... and Embarrassing.


Professional.............................


Voluptuous..........................Ve... Fat.


Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.


Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.





WOMEN%26#039;S ENGLISH:


1. Yes = No


2. No = Yes


3. Maybe = No


4. We need = I want


5. I am sorry = You%26#039;ll be sorry


6. We need to talk = You%26#039;re in trouble


7. Sure, go ahead = You better not


8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later


9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!


10. You%26#039;re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?





MEN%26#039;S ENGLISH:





1. I am hungry = I am hungry


2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy


3. I am tired = I am tired


4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!


5. I love you = Let%26#039;s have sex now


6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?


7. May I have this dance? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you.


8. Can I call you sometime? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you.


9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you.


10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you.


11. I don%26#039;t think those shoes go with that outfit = I%26#039;m gay

Decoding Personal Ads!!!!!!!!!!!?
absolutely correct.
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Reply:exactly!
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Reply:GOOD ONE!



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