A woman goes to her minister complaining about her husband being drunk almost every night. He says, %26quot;The next time he comes home drunk, call me.%26quot; Sure enough, 2 days later he gets the call. So he goes to the woman%26#039;s house dressed up in a white suit, white tie, white shoes, white hat, and angel wings. Then he slide the man%26#039;s bed into the middle of the room and hangs white sheets up on the walls. Then he turns all the lights off and lights a bunch of candles - and waits.
A few hours later the man wakes up and looks around. He asks the figure in from of him, %26quot;Where am I?%26quot;
The white figure answers, %26quot;Where do you think you are, my son?%26quot;
The drunk asks, %26quot;How long have I been here?%26quot;
The %26#039;Angel%26#039; answers, %26quot;You just arrived, my son.%26quot;
The man asks, %26quot;How long have you been here?%26quot;
The minister answers, with a low and slow speaking voice, %26quot;I have been here for thousands of years....%26quot;
The man says, %26quot;Well, that%26#039;s good. Then maybe you can tell me where I can get a drink around this place.%26quot;
Minister and the drunk?
oh my god that one was good
Reply:hahaha
Reply:lol
Reply:Good.A real drunkard that is.
Reply:STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Reply:two thumbs upp(:
Reply:Nice one. A %26quot;die-hard%26quot; drunk!
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