Understanding English.. Must Read.. Joke.. star if u like?

WOMEN%26#039;S ENGLISH:





1. Yes = No





2. No = Yes





3. Maybe = No





4. We need = I want





5. I am sorry = You%26#039;ll be sorry





6. We need to talk = You%26#039;re in trouble





7. Sure, go ahead = You better not





8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later





9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!





10. You%26#039;re certainly attentive tonight = Is s*x all you ever think about?





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MEN%26#039;S ENGLISH:





1. I am hungry = I am hungry





2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy





3. I am tired = I am tired





4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!





5. I love you = Let%26#039;s have s*x now





6. I am bored = Do you want to have s*x?





7. May I have this dance? = I%26#039;d like to have s*x with you.





8. Can I call you sometime? = I%26#039;d like to have s*x with you.





9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I%26#039;d like to have s*x with you.





10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I%26#039;d like to have s*x with you.





11. I don%26#039;t think those shoes go with that outfit = I%26#039;m g@y

Understanding English.. Must Read.. Joke.. star if u like?
lol , hehe omg that is so true!





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Reply:That%26#039;s very true.....I Love You.
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