Womans dictionary?

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN%26#039;S PERSONAL ADS





40-ish - 49


Adventurous - Slept with everyone


Athletic - No ****


Average looking - Ugly


Beautiful - Pathological liar


Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills


Emotionally secure - On medication


Feminist - Fat


Free spirit - Junkie


Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person


Fun - Annoying


New Age - Body hair in the wrong places


Open-minded - Desperate


Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing


Passionate - Sloppy drunk


Professional - *****


Voluptuous - Very Fat


Large frame - Hugely Fat


Wants Soul mate - Stalker





WOMEN%26#039;S ENGLISH





1. Yes = No


2. No = Yes


3. Maybe = No


4. We need = I want


5. I am sorry = you%26#039;ll be sorry


6. We need to talk = you%26#039;re in trouble


7. Sure, go ahead = you better not


8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later


9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!


10. You%26#039;re very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?





MEN%26#039;S ENGLISH








1. I am hungry = I am hungry


2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy


3. I am tired = I am tired


4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!


5. I love you = let%26#039;s have sex now


6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?


7. May I have this dance? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you


8. Can I call you sometime? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you


9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you


10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you


11. Those shoes don%26#039;t go with that outfit = I%26#039;m gay





And finally.....





A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.





For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.





However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.

Womans dictionary?
haha. the women%26#039;s english part should be sent to every man
Reply:ROFL..................that is sooooooooooooooo FUNNY!!!!
Reply:that was hilarious
Reply:This is by far the funniest post I have ever read on YA! peroid. Thank you for entertaining my dreadful work day. If I could give you 10 stars I would....lmao!!!
Reply:This got me cracking up.


Thanks
Reply:LOLOLOL! LMAO....SO TRUE!!!! LOL!
Reply:LoL!!! Thanks for the laughs.
Reply:LOL!!!!!!!! Ouch, but true!
Reply:Funny
Reply:Well, I suppose if you still are of the %26quot;thought%26quot; that wild generalizations about the opposite sex are real, this might be somewhat humorous.





As for the rest of us................................



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